June 9, 2011 in Blog
The Badass Fatass Fat Superhero Name Generator!
You’re out there every day, Rad Fatties – fighting for equality and fat justice! Isn’t it about time you had a name as badass as your fatass?
Check out the Badass Fatass Fat Superhero Name Generator!
April 29, 2013 at 5:19 pm
Dizzyd
I am…THE FECUND AVENGER!!! And her husband, the oh-so-cute, debonair, dashingly handsome…PAUNCHY PUNISHER!!! Duhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh, duhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh FATMAN! FATMAN! FATMAN! FATMAN! “POW!” “OOF!” “KAPOW!”
Meanwhile, at the Fat Cave: “Look, Paunchy Punisher! It’s the Fat Signal!”
“Holy adipose, Fecund! It looks like our archnemesis, Jenny Craig and her dietbots are wreaking havoc once again on the good citizens of Gotham City! To the Fatmobile!” Duhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh nuhnuh
April 30, 2013 at 1:13 am
Stacy Bias
Best. Comment. Ever.
June 10, 2011 at 10:32 am
notblueatall
The Buxom Dominator! It’s like it knows me! <3
June 10, 2011 at 7:53 am
Machine Gun Jenny
Totally awesome! My Crossfit nickname is Machine Gun Jenny. My fatty superhero name is The Potbellied Machine. So all is right with the universe.
June 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Chutti
woo! Juicy Machine!
Yes-these are good.
June 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm
sandrad
I am ‘The Pudgy Protector’- fear me.
June 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
sewonmyown
The Fecund Tornado!
I had to look up fecund……
1. fruitful in offspring or vegetation
2. intellectually productive or inventive to a marked degree
I’m going to go with “intellectually productive” tornado-yah!
June 9, 2011 at 11:11 am
Jade
Jade! From this moment forward you will be known as:
THE Rotund Tornado
thats cool xD
June 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
Emily
Awesome! I am THE BMI Bustin’ Avenger!!
June 9, 2011 at 10:13 am
Twistie
How freaking awesome is that? I love it!